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nick99nack
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2025 11:41 pm    Post subject: Favorite TouchTunes Jukebox Songs Reply with quote

If you've been around a certain discord community for a while, you already know that some of us like to troll the Internet-connected jukeboxes at many bars and restaurants. If you're close enough to one (or know how to spoof your location), you don't even have to be at the restaurant to play music.

Some of my favorite songs to troll with are:

  • The Beach Boys - Kokomo (it's in there like 8 times - play them all in a row)
  • Queen + The Muppets - Bohemian Rhapsody
  • Bob Cushing - Hillbilly wonderful person Bar
  • Pink Floyd - Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
  • Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

If you're feeling extra evil, you can even play the national anthem.

So if you also enjoy jukebox trolling, what are some of your favorites? Let's build up our playlists!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2025 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some friends and I have a few we do, here's a good list:
I will probably update this as I go...

For long painful:

Iron Butterfly - In a Gadda Da Vida (it's the long version)
Rush - 2112
Mike Oldfield - Tublar Bells
Mountain Jam - The Allman Brothers Band
Disco Inferno - The Trammps

If you want people to laugh:
Anything from Richard Cheese
Aqua - Barbie Girl
Elva Miller - These Boots are Made for Walking
Raffi - Banana Phone
Sisqo - Thong Song
Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power
Anything with the Muppets mentioned..

If you want people to go WTF since they might not recognize it:
Anything from the Hu
O-Zone - Dragosta din tei
Sara McLaughlin - Angel
Idina Menzel - Let it go
Lou Monte - Pizza Boy USA

If you want to get murdered by bar patrons:
Ylvis - The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) (Acapella) (Seriously do this one and bring earplugs)
Lil Pump - Gucci Gang

Shout out list, might get mixed results:
Did you know kids songs are on Touchtunes? If you want, go play the wheels on the bus..
Waffle House did several albums of songs that are parodies of things. They must play them at their restaurants if asked, but since they use Touchtunes, they're on most jukeboxes.
There are multiple versions of "All Night Long" from Lionel Richie, "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls, and a few others. You can queue a bunch of them up together and make people think the jukebox is broken...
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