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Fullserver
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 Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2026 2:31 am Post subject: I MESSED UP AND THE CREATURE GOT OUT |
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I messed up at my job and the creature was SOMEHOW able to break through a door designed to withstand ARMEGEDDON and i dont know what to do and im hearing screams down the halls and i might get fired
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parasquared
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have you tried thousand island dressing
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nick99nack
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Who the hell even are you? What kind of first post is this?
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Sashi
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Did you fill out the mandatory 0h-5h17 Containment Breach Notification form and turn it in to your supervisor?
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daniel
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| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2026 11:30 am Post subject: bruh |
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You're cooked.
Welcome to the madness!
@nick: this is the best first post ever...newbies take notes!
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teedeeaye
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| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2026 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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I was wondering what rushed past my office door! 
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ParzivalWolfram
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| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2026 4:01 pm Post subject: Re: I MESSED UP AND THE CREATURE GOT OUT |
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| Fullserver wrote: | | any ideas? |
Depends on which one escaped. Most of them fall for peanut butter traps. Except the two or three that will explode upon contact, remember to read those datasheets! |
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Al3x
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| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2026 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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| found it. it's making a weird low buzzing sound... is this the one that blows up?? |
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Blubari
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| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2026 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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Ok but is it edible tho
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